I have caught word of a certain weekly ritual involving THE BATTLE PLAN of OoH!
I have always thought of it as a thing of LEGEND, but now I remain convinced that it is REAL. I have learned from a credible source that you who safeguard THE KNOWLEDGE of OoH from outsiders are sometimes inclined to share your innermost secrets with those who demonstrate their worthiness!
I have searched for and wide through the centuries and never 'til now have I encountered opportunity to obtain the object of my dreams! So I urge, nay, I beseech you, brethren! that I may be granted a place beside you during your most beloved ritual.
To aid in your decision I have attached a general work history and a bag of gold doubloons!*
May the farce be with you--
LN.
*Gold Doubloons not actually included.