Galleria Mythica Mark II

[The Elfoid_TFS]

Baak, thats esentially what the old galleria was. This new one's not really designed with 56kers in mind, and blogger won't let me do that. My plan is that I'll have a simple page with links to people for 56kers to use - everyone DOES have their own page I can link to. But I wanna get it up first.

Oh, and most of the personal s*** like 'great guy' or 'really funny' is gonna go - its a waste of time and not really doing what I intended people to get out of this whole thing.

[vinylrake]

So you're that guy sitting down in back on the left?

I thought he was that mysterious looking guy(?) wearing the hat that you can see through the window.

[Frumius]

I thought he was that mysterious looking guy(?) wearing the hat that you can see through the window.

But wait, do pickles wear hats? How are we going to figure this out?

[Jungle Pickle]

I will solve the mystery for you.

The person in front, who is obviously using an iPod, is not Jungle Pickle. Though JP did possess the receipt for such a thing, it is well known that <i>pickles have no ears</i>. The rely on keen senses of smell and sight, as well as a sophisticated sonar that is also completely useless in the dense jungle.

The person behind him, with the black hair, is also not Jungle Pickle. Mrs. Evelyn Hootinannigaricus reported seeing him in a French restaurant earlier, at 7pm. Pickles must spend at least 7 hours a day soaking in brine, starting from no sooner than 3pm. This person therefore is not a Pickle.

The man in the seat with the bag is ALSO not Jungle Pickle, for he is sleeping in public. If you nap in the Amazon you will be immediately skeletonized by rabid jungle frogs.

As for the man in the window... he's driving the train. This requires qualifications. Put simply, Pickles object to formal schooling or testing as a form of decadent capitalism. This person is therefore also not Jungle Pickle.

JP is, in fact, right behind you. The whole picture business was meant to distract you and allow for the opportunity to creep up unawares. Cheerio!

::lunges::

[The Elfoid_TFS]

*reaveals his t-shirt (hidden by a cape) has porcupines glued to it*

[Two Saks]

JP is, in fact, right behind you. The whole picture business was meant to distract you and allow for the opportunity to creep up unawares. Cheerio!

::lunges::

Beware of pickles - they are seedy.

[The Elfoid_TFS]

Pickel ya pic is up so gimme info.

I'm almost to Galleria III, but I need details

[Baak]

Beware of pickles - they are seedy.

Briney, too...