Order of H'Pak

Hey guys,

I felt like dropping a line after all the time because I have some big news. I'm leaving on September 4th to teach English on the JET program! F yeah man!

I will be teaching at two elementary schools and one middle school in Kumamoto City, Kyushu. The middle school gig should be a breeze because I'll only be an assistant teacher but I'm going to be on my own teaching the little kids. The terror!

I will be gone for at least a year. Maybe five if I renew enough times and don't cause an international incident like knocking down Tokyo Tower in a Picklezilla rampage.

Wish me luck droogs!

Wow, very cool JP! I hear they have computers in Japan, so when you can tear yourself away from the Harajuku girls and the cosplay scene [How's THAT for a westerner's stereotypes of Japanese culture?] drop in for some old school mything.


I'll be looking forward to reading the "Japan Years" from your autobiography.

ps. JP, is this girl one of your exes by any chance?

ps. Is Maury Povich a heartless SOB or what?

Good luck, droog! That sounds like a great thing you have going, JP. Thanks for remembering us, and do come play while you're over there. We're right next door.

vinylrake Wrote:ps. JP, is this girl one of your exes by any chance?

Oh yeah, I remember Mariah. Some people get so uptight after you keep them in a locked cage for a couple of weeks when they misbehave. Hopeless.

Jungle Pickle Wrote:Oh yeah, I remember Mariah. Some people get so uptight after you keep them in a locked cage for a couple of weeks when they misbehave. Hopeless.

How do you solve a problem like Mariah?

Lock her in a cage and fill it with pic-kles!

I want to know how in the world VR came up with someone traumatized by pickles.

Then again, maybe not.

It is a more common phobia than some think!

Zaknafein Wrote:It is a more common phobia than some think!

Well there are all those people who were molested as children by The Hulk...


[slightly borrowed joke]