Order of H'Pak

I was adding some old content into the mythgraveyard and found some funny unit descriptions in an old unit guide for Myth : The Fallen Lords.

"WARRIOR
A basic ground unit in the game, but not neccesary a war meat..."

"Thrall
The most basic ground unit. This is a real war meat..."

and my favorite:

"Dwarf
This small creature reminds me of Christmas. But the only present they bring is a molotov cocktail or a satchel mine. "