Order of H'Pak

Those of you who know anything will think I'm talking about the Tabloid (I refuse to call it a newspaper). You, in fact, know nothing.
This thread is about the sun...that big shiny thing in the sky ::points out the window::.

I would like your reasons as to why the sun rules, and your reasons why it blows.


Here are some:
It burns your retinas if you stare at it directly.
It shines off the screen of my computer and ruins myth sometimes.
It makes things too hot and means I have to walk around too hot.
It keeps us warm.
Makes hot chicks want to take some clothes off (inversely, it makes ugly chicks want to take clothes off...eww).
Too many guys walk around semi-nude.


Add whatever you think. (Preferably that would be what you think of the sun, not of my crappy thread.)

* It makes flowers bloom
* Flower blooming makes my hayfever bad
* I have sensitive eyes, I prefer a black room
* My parents insist on filling the house with it
* It's never quite hot enough for girls to disrobe here, just make you feel uncomfortable
* It means trips to the beach, where I'm forced to watch people freeze in English seas
* It ruined my first viewing of the Neo vs. Smith showdown in Matrix Revolutions
* It inspired such a poor thread
* I'm upset that The Sun is nothing to do with the Sun. I brought it into science class once...
* It SHINESSSSSSSS